You Know You're a Mom When...

11. You have been using an empty bottle of mascara for 2 weeks, and you never noticed
10. You have been wearing your workout clothes for 8 hours
9. You have an audience every time you pee
8. You have been touching food- all day!
7. You can be so mad and annoyed then one second later, singing and dancing
6. You have a sudden appreciation for baskets (to hide all the junk)
5. You know there is backwash in your drink, but you still drink it
4. You eat french fries in your closet
3. You dread the, once beloved, 5:00 hour
2. You can always find a way to feel guilty
1. When a simple "I love you Momma" are the best words you have ever heard!